Marco isn’t fucking around with those fries.
i mean im kinda dumb and loud and my hair doesnt always look great but i can make u laugh and im good at petting animals so why not date me
SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
i wear my retainer every day but it still hurts so fr*cken bad
Did you just bleep out “fricken”?
ayy lm*o this is a family website
i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.
“what music do you like?”
TH ….UM .. . (SHUFFLES AROUND IN POCKET AND RETRIEVES A 10 MILE LONG LIST) UUH. .. . (STUTTERING) THT… TT..HE…..UUU H…..
anybody want a macklesmore
all my responsibilities
"you didn’t used to believe that"
whoa you’re right………………….. it’s almost like people’s opinions change over time or something
yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]
wow you are so hip because you didnt update to ios7 wow
I wanted my selfie to
but instead it only got
imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall