buttgenie:

writeworld:

Instead of whispered, consider:

  • murmured
  • mumbled
  • muttered
  • breathed
  • sighed
  • hissed
  • mouthed
  • uttered
  • intoned
  • susurrated
  • purred
  • said in an undertone
  • gasped
  • hinted
  • said low
  • said into someone’s ear
  • said softly
  • said under one’s breath
  • said in hushed tones
  • insinuated

aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear

cravings:

"go outside"

"ok"

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Anonymous

same

Marina encourages kids to skip school

aminaabramovic:

You ever see a vine that looks ridiculous from the video stills and ur like oh no better get my headphones for this

omg u should have come with us!!! it was so fun
ancient proverb from a bitchass friend (via trust)

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

herspanic:

i love when young girls on facebook have “Works at Babysitter :)” as their jobs 

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

dredsina:

askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

dredsina:

askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

boxsetsxbrevkdowns:

Straight iced a motherfucker.

chekhov:

Jennifer Lawrence would wear a white dress to someone else’s wedding and fall on the cake

jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

hella white